Atta' boy Larry: you're finally letting some of the snark out. I know it's always been bubbling under the surface of smug superiority.
As to why I myself didn't personally call the city of Tumwater regarding the calculator, I would think the Jolt should have been thorough enough to confirm that themselves or at least make a note that they did.
However, it is clear that it wasn't the Jolt per se that wrote this piece since the article is obviously your work under the guise of a Jolt production, for which I am disappointed.
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